Quote by Mike Royko
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
More from Mike Royko
"I've never been one to chase trends or worry about what's popular. I just write what I see and what I believe."
"The best thing about being a journalist is that you get to be curious about everything."
"Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring."
"Most people are stupid. They're not doing much thinking."