Quote by Mike Royko
"The best thing about living in Chicago is that you know where you stand—usually in a puddle."
More from Mike Royko
"I've never been one to chase trends or worry about what's popular. I just write what I see and what I believe."
"The best thing about being a journalist is that you get to be curious about everything."
"Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring."
"Most people are stupid. They're not doing much thinking."