Quote by Andy Rooney

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

"Life is full of surprises. Some good, some not so good."

"The problem with people is that they're only human."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."