Quote by Andy Rooney

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

"Life is full of surprises. Some good, some not so good."

"The problem with people is that they're only human."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."