Quote by Genie

"Ten thousand years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!"

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Al, you're a prince! Yet you're throwing off the whole vibe!"

"You got it all wrong. I'm not some evil sorcerer. I'm just a phenomenal cosmic power in an itty bitty living space."

"Master, you're not a bad guy. You just had a bad upbringing."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."