Quote by Genie

"Ten thousand years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!"

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Al, you're a prince! Yet you're throwing off the whole vibe!"

"You got it all wrong. I'm not some evil sorcerer. I'm just a phenomenal cosmic power in an itty bitty living space."

"Master, you're not a bad guy. You just had a bad upbringing."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."