Quote by Genie

"Ten thousand years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!"

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Al, you're a prince! Yet you're throwing off the whole vibe!"

"You got it all wrong. I'm not some evil sorcerer. I'm just a phenomenal cosmic power in an itty bitty living space."

"Master, you're not a bad guy. You just had a bad upbringing."

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."