Quote by Genie

"Ten thousand years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!"

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Al, you're a prince! Yet you're throwing off the whole vibe!"

"You got it all wrong. I'm not some evil sorcerer. I'm just a phenomenal cosmic power in an itty bitty living space."

"Master, you're not a bad guy. You just had a bad upbringing."

"Nature teaches us about beauty."

"Nature teaches us patience and wisdom"

"Sometimes it snows in April."

"Every town has a soul, and Twin Peaks has a troubled one."