The only bit of advice I would give to my kid is, 'It's a to... - Lenny Bruce

"The only bit of advice I would give to my kid is, 'It's a tough world; coffee helps.'"

Lenny Bruce Wisdom

Comedian American 1925–1966

More from Lenny Bruce

"I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God."

"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it."

"There are no obscene thoughts, only obscene little words."

"If you believe in God, He will believe in you."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."