Quote by Joan Rivers

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

"Never be angry at a man for his honesty."

"Life is very short and what we have to do must be done now."

"Don't tell me about problems unless you come with solutions."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"