Quote by Joan Rivers

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

"Never be angry at a man for his honesty."

"Life is very short and what we have to do must be done now."

"Don't tell me about problems unless you come with solutions."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."