I'm the only woman who can say she's had a long career and s... - Joan Rivers

"I'm the only woman who can say she's had a long career and still look like this."

Joan Rivers Humor

Comedian and Actress American 1933–2014

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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

"Never be angry at a man for his honesty."

"Life is very short and what we have to do must be done now."

"Don't tell me about problems unless you come with solutions."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."