I don't have the morals of a church mouse; I have the morals... - Lenny Bruce

"I don't have the morals of a church mouse; I have the morals of a man."

Lenny Bruce

Comedian American 1925–1966

More from Lenny Bruce

"I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God."

"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it."

"There are no obscene thoughts, only obscene little words."

"If you believe in God, He will believe in you."