Quote by Dave Chappelle
"Death is the only guarantee in life."
More from Dave Chappelle
"I'm broke, n***a, I'm broke. I have no money."
"When you're a kid, you're a kid, and then you grow up and you realize there's no instruction manual for being a human."
"The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. 'I don't understand this person, so they're crazy' - that's bullshit."
"You know what the problem is? People don't vote. Half the country doesn't even vote."