The FBI asked me if I was going to blow up the White House. ... - Lenny Bruce

"The FBI asked me if I was going to blow up the White House. I said, 'Not today.'"

Lenny Bruce Humor

Comedian American 1925–1966

More from Lenny Bruce

"I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God."

"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it."

"There are no obscene thoughts, only obscene little words."

"If you believe in God, He will believe in you."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."