It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ... - Gaston

"It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking."

Gaston Education

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"I'm especially good at expectorating."

"Ten men, eh? Then we have no time to waste!"

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."