The village needs a leader like me to protect it from evil. - Gaston

"The village needs a leader like me to protect it from evil."

Gaston Leadership

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"It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking."

"I use antlers in all of my decorating."

"No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston, in a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston."

"I'm especially good at expectorating."

"A leader must be fair and just."

"Integrity is everything."

"One must take responsibility for one's environment."

"In this house, I make the decisions"