Somebody keeps leaving messes on my floor. It's not me. - Orson Welles

"Somebody keeps leaving messes on my floor. It's not me."

Orson Welles Humor

Actor and Director American 1915–1985

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"The biggest danger to American freedom is a government that ignores the Constitution."

"I have an absolute faith in the existence of the audience."

"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."

"If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."