I've been a puppet, a pirate, a poet, a private eye, a podia... - Orson Welles

"I've been a puppet, a pirate, a poet, a private eye, a podiatrist, a pervert."

Orson Welles Humor

Actor and Director American 1915–1985

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"If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

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"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."