If I hadn't been President of the United States, I probably ... - Harry Truman

"If I hadn't been President of the United States, I probably would have ended up a piano player in a brothel."

Harry Truman Humor

U.S. President American 1884–1972

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"The buck stops here."

"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."

"I never give them hell. I just tell the truth, and they think it is hell."

"A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."