Quote by Squidward Tentacles

"Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my awesome."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I also have a sexy body."

"I don't need friends, they disappoint me."

"SpongeBob, you're a loser."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."