If I had a dollar for every brain cell I lost, I'd have one ... - Patrick Star

"If I had a dollar for every brain cell I lost, I'd have one dollar."

Patrick Star Humor

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"I'm not just a pretty face. I've also got a pretty body."

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

"I'm ready!"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."