The only time I ever went to jail was for a traffic ticket. - Laurie Anderson

"The only time I ever went to jail was for a traffic ticket."

Laurie Anderson Humor

Performance Artist Musician American Born 1947 (age 79)

More from Laurie Anderson

"Language is a virus from outer space."

"I know what it's like to be afraid of your own thoughts."

"The truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself."

"Walking in New York, you see the strange mixture of cultures and ideas."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."