Who said "Why do we even need a newspaper? We've got rocks."?

This quote is attributed to Patrick Star.

Why do we even need a newspaper? We've got rocks. - Patrick Star

"Why do we even need a newspaper? We've got rocks."

Patrick Star Humor

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"I'm not just a pretty face. I've also got a pretty body."

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

"I'm ready!"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."