Quote by Patrick Star

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"I'm not just a pretty face. I've also got a pretty body."

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

"I'm ready!"

"Fear drives civilization. Without it, there is only chaos."

"Order through chaos. That's the only real answer."

"Politics and power corrupt when they're separated from purpose."

"The system isn't broken—it was built this way. We have to rebuild it."