Who said "The universe works in mysterious ways, like me."?

This quote is attributed to Patrick Star.

The universe works in mysterious ways, like me. - Patrick Star

"The universe works in mysterious ways, like me."

Patrick Star Philosophy

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"I'm not just a pretty face. I've also got a pretty body."

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

"I'm ready!"

"I've seen the worst humanity has to offer."

"Sometimes I wonder if the world is worth saving."

"Every choice shapes our destiny."

"Order is the foundation of a good life."