Who said "My hair may be absorbent, but my heart is solid."?

This quote is attributed to SpongeBob SquarePants.

My hair may be absorbent, but my heart is solid. - SpongeBob SquarePants

"My hair may be absorbent, but my heart is solid."

SpongeBob SquarePants Strength

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