Who said "Patience is for squirrels with normal attention spans!"?

This quote is attributed to Screwy Squirrel.

Patience is for squirrels with normal attention spans! - Screwy Squirrel

"Patience is for squirrels with normal attention spans!"

Screwy Squirrel Patience

"I'm nuts! Completely nuts! And I love it!"

"Why be normal when you can be spectacular?"

"Life's too short to be boring!"

"Adventure is waiting around every corner!"

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."