Quote by Dean Martin
"The only time to eat diet food is while waiting for the steak to cook"
More from Dean Martin
"You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way."
"Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder."
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
"The key to a great relationship is compromise and understanding."