Who said "The truth is whatever I decide it is at this exact moment!"?

This quote is attributed to Screwy Squirrel.

The truth is whatever I decide it is at this exact moment! - Screwy Squirrel

"The truth is whatever I decide it is at this exact moment!"

Screwy Squirrel Truth

"I'm nuts! Completely nuts! And I love it!"

"Why be normal when you can be spectacular?"

"Life's too short to be boring!"

"Adventure is waiting around every corner!"

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."