Who said "War is what happens when diplomacy takes a coffee break!"?

This quote is attributed to Screwy Squirrel.

War is what happens when diplomacy takes a coffee break! - Screwy Squirrel

"War is what happens when diplomacy takes a coffee break!"

Screwy Squirrel War

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