"Home is wherever my comfort is."
"That mouse is driving me crazy!"
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again - even if it means getting hit with a frying pan."
"Life is a never-ending chase, and sometimes you're the hunter, sometimes you're the hunted."
"A good plan is worth a thousand improvised disasters."
All quotes by Tom
"A man's home is his castle."
"Family is everything to me."
"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."
"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."
All Family quotes