Tell me again how many thieves you've sent to steal from me;... - Smaug

"Tell me again how many thieves you've sent to steal from me; the count amuses me."

Smaug Humor

More from Smaug

"I am fire. I am death."

"You have no idea what you're dealing with."

"I am armored above and below with iron scales and hard gems."

"My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."