Who said "I cannot tell a lie, I did it with my little hatchet."?

This quote is attributed to George Washington.

I cannot tell a lie, I did it with my little hatchet. - George Washington

"I cannot tell a lie, I did it with my little hatchet."

George Washington Humor

President, Military General American 1732–1799

"It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one."

"Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected."

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism."

"The basis of our political systems is the right of the people to alter or abolish."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."