You cannot polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter. - Benjamin Franklin

"You cannot polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter."

Benjamin Franklin Humor

Founding Father, Polymath American 1706–1790

More from Benjamin Franklin

"Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn."

"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing."

"Well done is better than well said."

"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."