Who said "I'm dying, and I'm going to be a long time dead."?

This quote is attributed to Joseph Heller.

I'm dying, and I'm going to be a long time dead. - Joseph Heller

"I'm dying, and I'm going to be a long time dead."

Joseph Heller Life

Novelist American 1923–1999

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"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

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