Quote by Joseph Heller

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

"The only things that matter are the things that matter."

"I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."