Quote by Joseph Heller

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

"The only things that matter are the things that matter."

"I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."