Quote by Joseph Heller
"Adventures are what you call plans that go wrong."
More from Joseph Heller
"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."
"The only things that matter are the things that matter."
"I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing."