The Princess Bride

Book · 6 characters · 624 quotes · 1973

Quotes from The Princess Bride

M
"Peace out, sucka!"
Miracle Max Humor
V
"He's got all three! Hack, hack, hack!"
Vizzini Fear
T
"Have a nice day."
The Grandfather (narrator) Humor
M
"Reanimation!"
Miracle Max Wisdom
M
"By Gideon, by Gideon!"
Miracle Max Humor
V
"The cliffs of insanity!"
Vizzini Adventure
W
"I will never doubt again."
Westley Faith
M
"Have fun storming the castle! Bye!"
Miracle Max Humor
T
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
V
"Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?"
Vizzini Fear
I
"My name is Inigo Montoya. Prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya Justice
W
"I am not left-handed either!"
Westley Courage
I
"I am not left-handed!"
Inigo Montoya Perseverance
I
"To the death!"
Inigo Montoya Courage
W
"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
Westley Humor
T
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
T
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
T
"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
I
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya Humor
M
"True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT."
Miracle Max Love
M
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Miracle Max Wisdom
M
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Miracle Max Adventure
V
"Inconceivable!"
Vizzini Humor
W
"As you wish."
Westley Love
I
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya
T
"Your true love lives. And you marry another. True love is the greatest thing in the world."
The Grandfather (narrator) Love
T
"The prince locked the gates so the people could not escape."
The Grandfather (narrator) History
V
"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
Vizzini Wisdom
V
"Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"
Vizzini Wisdom
W
"I have been mostly dead all day."
Westley Humor