"I've never been afraid to speak my mind."Courage
"The best things in life are often the simplest."Happiness
"I believe in giving people a fair chance, but only once."Justice
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."Humor
"Cats are the most judgemental of all pets."Truth
"The eyes are the groin of the head."Humor
"I have exquisite taste in all things."Beauty
"Erin is like the sister I never wanted."Friendship
"Dwight is a sith lord. There's no other explanation."Humor
"One day, everything will be perfect, and then it will get worse."Life
"I appreciate good music, and by good I mean classical."Music
"My mother was a saint. A mean, judgmental saint."Family
"Books are the only escape from reality worth taking."Literature
"Kindness is weakness masked as virtue."Kindness
"You can tell a lot about a person by their organizational system."Wisdom
"I don't trust people who are too friendly."Truth
"Success requires discipline and an unwavering commitment to excellence."Success
"The workplace is not a place for personal matters."Work
"I believe in hard work, discipline, and showing up on time."Perseverance
"Art is wasted on those without refined sensibilities."Art
"Everyone makes mistakes. Some of us just hide them better."
"Fashion is about expressing who you truly are."Beauty
"I have never understood why people enjoy socializing."Solitude
"Love is a distraction from what matters: work."Love
"The best relationships are transactional."Relationships
"Time is precious and should never be wasted on frivolous conversation."Time
"My faith sustains me through difficult times."Faith
"I prefer facts to feelings any day of the week."Knowledge
"Courage is doing what's right even when no one appreciates it."Courage
"Change is often unwelcome but sometimes necessary."Change