Angela Martin

"Most people waste their potential on unimportant things."

"I've seen the best and worst of humanity. Mostly the worst."

"Loyalty is earned through consistent, reliable behavior."

"I don't understand why everyone can't be more like me."

"Life is hard, and then you die. Make it count."

"The world needs more organization and discipline."

"I express my love through uncompromising standards."

"People are replaceable. Principles are not."

"I have never needed anyone. That's my greatest strength."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"The heart wants what it wants, even if that's someone completely inappropriate."

"Cats are superior to dogs in every way."

"I have very strong opinions about things that don't matter."

"Schrute Farms is a beet farm, not a beet plantation."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, but he also works efficiently."

"I believe in the sanctity of marriage, and I take it very seriously."

"Literature is a dying art form, and it makes me sad."

"Some people are not meant to be happy. Some people are meant to be lawyers."

"I'm on my way to a religious convention in North Carolina."

"Dwight and I are like soulmates, but God forbid anyone knows."

"I have very little patience for incompetence."

"Cats have nine lives, which is why they're superior."

"I don't have a problem with the modern world, but I also don't embrace it."

"Kevin's chili is an abomination against food."

"The pursuit of happiness is a noble goal, but it's often futile."

"I believe in the power of prayer and also the power of a good spreadsheet."

"Time moves differently when you're with someone you love."

"My mother taught me to value propriety above all else."

"People are fundamentally disappointing."

"I don't trust people who use too many exclamation points."