Ann Landers

"A gossip is someone who talks to you about other people; a bore is someone who talks to you about themselves; and a brilliant conversationalist is someone who talks to you about yourself."

"The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question, but to post the wrong answer."

"Youth is a gift of nature, but age is a work of art."

"Don't confuse having a short memory with having a good memory."

"The capacity to care is what gives life its deepest meaning and significance."

"What do you owe the world? Nothing. The world was here first."

"It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are."

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

"Never miss an opportunity to tell someone you love them."

"If you want to know what people are really like, look at how they treat people who can't do anything for them."

"Dreams don't work unless you do."

"The way to happiness is to make other people happy."

"Divorce is expensive because it's worth it."

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."

"The only disability in life is a bad attitude."

"To love is not to possess, but to offer oneself up to the possibility of being possessed."

"Never go to bed with an argument unsettled."

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."

"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you."

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get."

"Childhood is a disease from which everyone recovers."

"The greatest kindness is to allow people to be who they are."

"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It comes to us at midnight very clean."

"It's not the amount of time you spend together, but the quality of the time."

"The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman's love without intending to marry her."

"If you want to be happy, be."

"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."

"The best revenge is massive success."

"Anybody who says money can't buy happiness never paid an electric bill by candlelight."

"Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent-free in your head."