Aziraphale

"An angel is not inflexible. It is just that angels are very good at seeing the bigger picture."

"You can't trust demons. They're not reliable. I should know."

"The Apocalypse would be a terrible thing. Thank God it's averted."

"Books are like humans. Some of them contain great wisdom. Some of them are just paper."

"The world has always been on the edge of destruction. It's just nicer now."

"The world is a much better place when everyone is just a little bit tired."

"Books are a form of magic that even those with no magical ability can practice."

"Faith is believing in things your reason tells you not to believe in."

"The world needs more comforting lies and fewer devastating truths."

"A book is like a dream that you can hold in your hand."

"An educated mind is a dangerous mind, but an uneducated mind is even more so."

"Beauty is subjective, except when it comes to a good cup of tea."

"A miracle is just a normal day that someone has learned to appreciate properly."

"Kindness costs nothing, but its value is immeasurable in ways you'll never understand."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge, because knowledge is limited."

"Gratitude is the smallest currency with the highest value in any economy."

"You can't fight City Hall. And you certainly can't fight the Almighty"

"I have spent the last six thousand years doing what I'm told"

"I rather like humans. It's a flaw"

"I have a very good library. It would be a shame to lose it"

"I'm going to go have a quiet drink now"

"I do believe. That's why I'm here"

"You've always been my favorite demon"

"You drive like a demon"

"It would be nice if just once the universe lined up with what we wanted"

"Being in league with you has always been a pleasant experience"

"Four-wheel drive Bentley. That's excessive, even for you"

"That's very kind of you, for a demon"

"I rather approve of humans. They're funny things"

"You can't plan for everything. Well, you can try."