Barney Stinson

"Legendary!"

"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead."

"Have you met Ted?"

"Suit up!"

"Wait for it..."

"That's what I'm talking about!"

"Booger walls!"

"Giggity!"

"I'm Barney Stinson, and I'm awesome."

"The Playbook is a work of art."

"Challenge accepted!"

"Douchebag jar!"

"Love is just a chemical reaction."

"Let's go to the bar!"

"I'm a love machine, I make love all night long."

"Have another drink, you'll feel better."

"Legen—wait for it—dary!"

"Get psyched!"

"This is going to be legen—dary!"

"The suit is the key."

"Friends don't let friends date ugly chicks."

"I want to change things."

"Sometimes you need a fresh start."

"Rules are tools for the weak."

"You've gotta ask yourself what really matters in life."

"I'm a work in progress."

"Magic is just science we don't understand yet."

"We're not that young anymore."

"Love changes you."

"Family is important."