Barney Stinson

"I want to be a better man."

"Getting suits on time, staying at clubs on time—that's the Stinson way."

"The Playbook never fails."

"I believe I'm in love."

"That's sweet, man."

"Let me be honest with you."

"You can't fake being awesome."

"The suit makes the man."

"I'm changing my life."

"Friends stick together."

"Nobody has ever seen Barney Stinson upset."

"I'm going to be an awesome dad."

"Life's too short to waste on regrets."

"Awesome does not have an off switch."

"Let's go get rowdy!"

"You're going to want to hear this story."

"Everything's gonna be legendary."

"I love being awesome."

"That's where the real action is."

"Robin, I'm in love with you."

"I want to grow up."

"Barney Stinson doesn't do relationships."

"Get psyched, get suited up, get going!"

"Let me lay down some Stinson wisdom."

"Old Barney is coming back out to play."

"I've changed. I'm different now."

"Success is what I do."

"The tie is very important."

"You can't argue with awesome."

"I want to make you happy."