Barney Stinson

"The future's gonna be legendary."

"Legendary! Oh wait, I'm going to be saying that a lot, so if every time I say it, you guys could just do a little pause and let it marinate..."

"The Playbook isn't just about getting girls, it's about understanding the game of life."

"Suit up! Because when you look good, you feel good, and when you feel good, you do good."

"You can't just give up on someone when things get hard. That's not what you do in friendship."

"I'm not going to let my life be defined by my mistakes."

"Sometimes the best moments in life are the ones you don't plan for."

"A guy has to have standards. Mine just happen to be very, very low."

"Love isn't about finding someone you can live with, it's about finding someone you can't live without."

"Being awesome takes work. You don't just wake up awesome."

"The number one rule of investing: diversify your portfolio."

"You need to stop looking for the perfect girl and start appreciating the one right in front of you."

"I'm not a magician, I'm just really, really good at what I do."

"Every action has a reaction. Choose yours wisely."

"Life is about the journey, not the destination. Although in my case, the destination is pretty awesome."

"Success isn't measured by how many girls you've dated, it's measured by the quality of friends you keep."

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, but they won't forget how you made them feel."

"You have to be true to yourself, even when the world tells you to be someone else."

"The best investment is in yourself."

"Change is scary, but staying the same is worse."

"A true friend is someone who knows all your flaws and loves you anyway."

"Don't wait for the perfect moment, create it."

"Life's too short to hold grudges."

"You can't control everything, so focus on what you can."

"Being happy isn't about having everything, it's about appreciating what you have."

"The only way to fail is to not try."

"Real strength is admitting when you're wrong."

"I may not have all the answers, but I always know how to have a good time."

"Dreams without action are just fantasies."

"Family is more important than you think, especially when you're older."