Beavis

"We're like, the coolest people ever. Hehehehe."

"Like, nothing ever happens. It's like, so boring."

"Hehehehe, cool! That was like, so cool!"

"I like stuff that's like, cool and awesome."

"That would be like, the coolest thing ever."

"Hehehehe, we're like, gonna be so cool."

"Like, this sucks. Can we like, leave now?"

"Hehehehe, that guy was like, really cool!"

"We should like, find something cool to do."

"Like, everything is like, so lame and boring."

"That was cool. That was like, really cool."

"Hehehehe, you said 'duty'."

"I'm like, confused right now."

"This sucks. This sucks worse than anything that has ever sucked before."

"Like, why do we even have to go to school? It's like, pointless."

"That was like, the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."

"I can like, totally see the future, and it sucks."

"Music is like, the only thing that matters."

"This is gonna be like, so cool. Hehehehe."

"I don't like, understand anything."

"That's like, so stupid, it's cool."

"We're like, the greatest friends ever."

"I like, changed my mind. This doesn't suck."

"Like, how do people even live like this?"

"Hehehehe, he fell down."

"This is like, the most important thing ever."

"I'm like, really scared right now."

"That video was like, awesome."

"I like, totally don't care about money."

"Hehehehe, that was funny."