Billy

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but beauty is also in the eye of a scary monster."

"Time is just what keeps everything from happening all at once, usually at breakfast."

"The truth is usually weirder than you'd expect."

"Freedom means doing whatever you want until Mom catches you."

"Peace is when Mandy and I aren't fighting about whose turn it is."

"Nature is pretty cool, except for the bugs that bite you."

"Art is drawing something and saying it's profound."

"Science explains why my boogers are green."

"Music is loud and makes your ears feel things."

"Faith is believing in something even when it doesn't make sense, like Mandy's evil plans."

"A good leader tells you what to do and doesn't feel bad when you mess up."

"Work is what adults do instead of having fun."

"Dreams are like real life but with flying and no homework."

"Humor is laughing at things that aren't actually funny."

"Death is probably just like sleeping but permanent."

"Perseverance is trying to get free candy from the same machine until it works."

"Gratitude is saying thank you when someone doesn't eat you."

"Creativity is making up stuff that might actually be real."

"Justice is when the bad guy gets what he deserves, even if it takes forever."

"Patience is waiting for cookies to cool down."

"Kindness is sharing your snacks, but not the good ones."

"Strength is being able to lift heavy rocks and throw them."

"Power is being able to make people do what you want without trying hard."

"Money is what you need to buy candy and video games."

"Health is probably important, but fun is more important."

"Adventure is when something weird happens and you survive it."

"Imagination is thinking about things that might eat your face."

"Technology is cool until it breaks and Dad gets angry."

"History is stuff that happened a long time ago that doesn't matter anymore."

"Philosophy is thinking really hard about stuff until your brain hurts."