Bob Hope

"Comedy is just telling the truth in a funny way."

"There's nothing like a good friend to help you through the tough times."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

"The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places."

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

"I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money."

"Being in your sixties is like being in a very nice restaurant and realizing you're about to run out of wine."

"I do my best work when I'm surrounded by people I care about."

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal."

"The key to happiness is having low expectations."

"I learned early that the only way to make money in show business is to be funny."

"Fear is just an illusion; once you face it, it disappears."

"Time is the most valuable thing we have; use it wisely."

"I've always believed that a good laugh can cure almost anything."

"The greatest gift you can give someone is your time and attention."

"Life is like a golf course; sometimes you're in the rough, but you keep playing."

"I've spent my entire career trying to make people smile."

"Knowledge is power, but humor is freedom."

"The world needs more laughter and less criticism."

"I'm grateful for every day I get to spend doing what I love."

"The road to friendship is paved with shared laughter."

"I believe in living life to the fullest and making the most of every moment."

"Adventure is out there for anyone brave enough to seek it."

"Your reputation is your most valuable asset; protect it carefully."

"I've never been one to take myself too seriously."

"The secret to staying young is to have the mind of a young person."

"Love is the most powerful force in the world."

"I've learned that patience is a virtue that pays dividends."

"The greatest joy in life comes from helping others."

"I believe in the power of a good story well told."